Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Karate Kid 1984

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  Why does 15 year old, scrawny, prepubescent Johnny have more rizz than I possess as a full adult woman? 

  Actually time to fix up.

  Mr miyagi just wanted a son and it breaks my heart

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  Your Place or Mine 2023

  ½ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  A friendship that is 90% negging is in no way romantic.
  Bring back lover boys

Popular reviews

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  Past Lives 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Sep 2023

  When your childhood sweetheart says this film reminds them of you, you go and see it. 

  I’ve always been obsessed with loves that span the breadths of time so it’s nice to see a film that encapsulates that feeling, as if you’ve loved someone before you knew them. 

  We love to see a supportive hetero husband played on screen, what a treat for the hetero girlies. That shits fucking rare 

  ‘You don’t sleep talk in English, you only dream in Korean’

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  Passages 2023

  ★★★ Watched 06 Sep 2023

  Thomas belongs in literal prison. His sensational jumper collection is his one redeeming quality.

  So glad Martin and Agathe made it out alive

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