Favorite films

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  Killers of the Flower Moon 2023

  ½ Watched 27 Oct 2023

  too fuckin long. Watch fnaf instead it’s a third of the time and includes incredible lore and freddy

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Oct 2023

  this is the best fucking movie I have ever seen in my life. If I could give it 5 fazbillion stars I would but I can only give 5. The writing is IMMACULATE ART and freddy looks so faztastic. Incredible performance by Carl the cupcake. Honorable mention to balloon boy. I like how William got jebaited, his disrespect will NOT be tolerated, not very FNAF of him. Anyone who complains about the writing can GO FUCK THEMSELVES you are not a true FNAFer and need to read up on the lore. MANY fnaf references that the normals just won’t get.

Popular reviews

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 May 2023

  almost made me feel bad for raccoons but then I remembered they are ACTUAL fuckheads

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