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Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Wanna be in the middle of that Blanchett Fassbender sandwich

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  Queer 2024

  ★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Daniel Craig’s bum making me squat extra hard

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Rewatched 29 Jan 2025

  Has me saying “respect the balance” every time I see a yellow coat, an egg, or an old bald woman running like she has something stuck between her legs
  Personally need the substance for that extra boob

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★★ Rewatched 29 Jan 2025

  I speak better Spanish than Selena Gomez … I’m Irish … and monolingual.

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