Beth

Beth

Favorite films

  • The Third Man
  • Adore
  • Barbie
  • Angels with Dirty Faces

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  • The Boy and the Heron

    ★★★★

  • Saltburn

    ★★★★★

  • Fatal Attraction

    ★★★

  • Bottoms

    ★★★★★

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  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★★★

    Bodily fluids taking centre stage like you’ve never seen before. I covered my eyes in horror, I covered my mouth in disgust and I moved the rest of my body in time to incredible dance numbers. 2006 was really the best of times (the bops) and the worst of times (2006  was peak neon raybans). Safe to say, Times New Roman will never be acceptable at funerals ever again.

  • Fatal Attraction

    Fatal Attraction

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Red, White & Royal Blue

    Red, White & Royal Blue

    Would agree with the general consensus that there is not a drop of chemistry between the leads. The vibe was each guy desperately trying to out-act the other.  

    It did unlock a new ick for me. Man with quivering bottom lip and mouth gaping open to signify any negative emotion. Once you see it, it’s a complete scene stealer. Not in a good way. 

    Even the Stephen Fry cameo couldn’t save this film. He was completely underused and bizarrely made a villain? Truly hard to finish.

  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★★★

    I saw this movie not once, not twice but thrice. Instant queer cult classic.

     Live vicariously through unapologetic lesbian losers and  reimagine your high school years as a journey to empowerment with a sprinkling of bloodlust? Yes please. Prepare to audibly gasp through your laugh crying.

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