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My ratings are entirely biased and sometimes spiteful

Favorite films

  • The Love Witch
  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon
  • X
  • Nosferatu

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  • The Hunger Games

    ★★★★½

  • Shrek 2

    ★★★★★

  • Shrek

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

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  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    ★★★★★

    Tagging myself as Bella impulsively deciding to rebuild a motorcycle, spending months doing it, and then falling off the bike after 15 seconds and never trying again.

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    I have never given a single fuck about tennis in my entire life until right now

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    The creepers were simply too much, I could not handle how much I cared about them and their feelings

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    That was far worse than I anticipated it would be

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  • Barbie as The Princess & the Pauper

    Barbie as The Princess & the Pauper

    ★★★½

    You’re unassuming on the outside, but a treasure within 

    I’d be offended?!

  • Donnie Darko

    Donnie Darko

    ★★★★★

    The horrifying realization that I will never be a living receiver