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  2012 2009

  ★ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  Few know of my crippling natural disaster induced panic attacks because at the mere mention of a natural disaster I start panicking in a way that shaves 10 years off my life. This movie started it all, due to recent events (a plane ride where I couldn’t shake the thought of “The Big One” murdering my parents) I tried to do exposure therapy tn. I got 10 minutes in, then the horrors overcame me. Thankfully my college research included geographical…

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  Beautiful Boy 2018

  ★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  This movie makes me not want to have children Michael Scott is a wonderful man

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★ Watched 13 Aug 2024 2

  Would rather rip all of my fingernails out than ever watch again. If any of you ever bring your plasticky Botox ridden long legs looking grandmothers around me I’m gonna freak. Can’t believe I have to wake up at 9 am and make a balloon arch after that one.

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  Kingsman: The Golden Circle 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Jan 2025 2

  I wish Channing Tatum was real once again END SCENE country roads take me home to tucci wish Stanley was real as well tbhs these movies are so heavily underrated im gonna drunk text my marine recruiter to enlist except ill be sober also Elton John… what are you doing here sing monkey sing also get him confused with the blind trumpet player similar to my hellen Keller Anne frank debacle

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