Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Rocky Horror Picture Show 1975

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 May 2022

  Show penises!! Show penises!!

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  Jackass: The Movie 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2022

  Had sex to this

Popular reviews

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  Frozen II 2019

  ★★½ Watched 30 Jan 2022 2

  Anna and Kristoff make NO SENSE. Kristoff is GAYYYYY!!!!! They are great as besties! Even the bestie dynamic where the guy is gay and the girl is straight and they thrift together and kiss sometimes when theyre drunk as like a cute friend thing would be acceptable! but NOTHING MORE!! Not even a queer heterosexual couple. Not even a bi x bi relationship. Kristoff likes MEN ONLY!! Next frozen movie: kristoff gets the man of his dreams and bottoms his heart out. Elsa finds a respectable gf (with fire powers maybe?). Anna comes out as she/they. Disney hire me

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  Don't Look Up 2021

  ★ Watched 16 Jan 2022

  Had a dream i saw this movie. I haven’t seen it but in the dream it was bad. I trust my subconscious

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