Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Wedding Crashers 2005

  ★½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  I have no idea why my parents thought this was an ok movie for me to watch when I was 10

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  this movie low-key goated the grandma is like master oogway. one star off for the multiple times they talk ab “saving their story” tho they gotta chill about that

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 May 2024

  Gay men hitting balls and perking their fruity booties while thinking of each other homo erotically

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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  ★★ Watched 25 Feb 2024

  Real quote: “What’s a butt plug?”