painfully short attention span and an insatiable taste for slow burners.
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Deadpool & Wolverine 2024
Had me in the first half, but no, not for me.
No stakes, no depth, just cameos and cringe.
(loved deadpool no.1)
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The Exorcism 2024
Comically bad
Favourite scene was priest man very poorly pretending to be possessed in the chair at the end, pathetic.
At least the cinema was nice and calm as I was sat inbetween two people having a kip (Jack and Alfie) thanks guys.Translated from by
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Inside Out 2015
Fantastic, bawl my eyes out multiple times, every time.
I once had an emotionally naive friend who truly benefitted from this film, and said she imagined the little guys in her head almost every day for over a year. It really helped her to navigate feelings as an adult. God knows the kids need it! 10/10 for lasting impact.Very excited for the second one…
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The Strangers: Chapter 1 2024
Kind of film you put on at home for your friend who doesn’t like horror movies but is up for a good jump / laugh over a takeaway.
Some bits genuinely had me tense, but they were neither clever nor surprising.
Classic ‘this is what I think a woman does when she’s home alone’ vibes - Though smoking in your underwear in a cabin on holiday does look pretty good.Translated from by
