Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Gal Gadot was NOT method acting

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  Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure 2011

  ★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Austin butlers performance as “twink from nyu” is unarguably better than his performance in Elvis.

Popular reviews

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  Wonka 2023

  ½ Watched 17 Dec 2023

  Rowan Atkinson I’m so sorry you were apart of this monstrosity of a movie.
  It had so many unnecessary plot points it’s insane. 
  The fact Noodle was the guys daughter barely mattered at all.
  The telephone lady and guy?
  And also it never explained how Willy made his chocolates so magical.
  Like ????
  Also god the auto tune on Timothy Chalamet 😭😭
  Have we not learned anything from the Star Wars prequels be fr now.
  Anyways
  “You’re really silly Willy” 🤓👆

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  Trolls 2016

  ★ Watched 08 Nov 2024 2

  My fight or flight response literally went off as soon as Clint Eastwood started playing.
  You are telling me my first introduction to my favorite band was through the trolls movie and I didn’t even know. At all.
  This can’t be I feel BETRAYED THIS IS AN ALL TIME LOW HOW DID GORILLAZ EVEN AGREE TO THIS 😔😔😔😔
  Anywho nothing made sense. Why was the cure to depression to just sing. Also why did they assume I know absolutely everything.…