my favorite movies are selected based on which brought me closest to the brink of psychosis.
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The Benchwarmers 2006
My brother made me watch this movie with him because he’s the ONLY movie he can sit through and the whole time I was actually thinking about killing myself ZERO OUT OF TEN STARS. ZERO. ZERO ZERO ZERO. I have no idea how someone over the age of ten could find a single joke in this film funny, but the audience clearly isn’t for children because half of the jokes are about asking random women to make lesbian porn for…
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The Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa 2002
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I used to watch this every year as a tradition because I thought it was funny. The year that I stopped doing this to myself was the year that I was put on heavy medication.
Anyway, did you know that Mark Hamill and Grey DeLisle are in this?
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Leap Year 2010
It’s not a romcom. It’s just a man and a woman who hate each other until the very end of the movie
My mom had me watch this with her and the entire time I was smiling and nodding but on the inside I was ready to gouge my eyes out. Thankfully, Amy Adams being in this movie stopped me. Truly the only redeemable quality—as well as the gorgeous landscapes.
This movie has… everything. Hollywood being super weird about foreign…
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