Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 May 2022

  always a joy to watch tom holland’s frog mouth spew random tech jargin. appreciated the exteme amount of fan service

• 

  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Jun 2022

  absolutely glorious. nuff said.

• 

  Newsies 1992

  ★★★ Watched 31 Jul 2022

  better than what bethany + maribel described it to be. christian bale can’t sing tho he should stick to masked men

• 

  Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 3 2022

  ★★ Watched 30 Jul 2022

  worst music of the zombies trilogy, but makeup for zedd was considerably better. still a bit concerned by the fact that if his lil magic anti-zombie bracelet breaks her will immediately revert back to a faceless brain eater, but i guess disney didn’t want to go down that route.

Following