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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  it all seems fun and whimsy till you turn on the news and see maga nutjobs genuinely act like this

  side note: pattinson’s attractiveness is directly correlated with how much of loser his character is

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  Desperately Seeking Susan 1985

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  girl was eating cheese puffs with gloves on you know they were CRUSTY

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Jan 2025

  girl awoke a demon from his eternal slumber for a quick fuck just for him to look like dr eggman

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  So I Married an Axe Murderer 1993

  ★★★ Watched 09 Jul 2024

  i wish scottish people were real

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