Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Vampire Lovers 1970

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  laura had the most beautiful headboard/pillow/duvet pairing i barely even noticed when everyone started taking out their tits

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  The Doom Generation 1995

  Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  director’s commentary!

Popular reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  all you scheming whores have had two sexual partners in the past two months but me and my beautiful wife have the power of monogamy on our side!

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  It Follows 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Jul 2024 3

  this is the “horror film set in the daytime” midsommar wishes it could be……..

  it follows is an incredible argument that you don’t need much to create suspense - just the knowledge that it will always find you. no jump scares, no freakish monster with a gaping mouth that grows more cartoonish with each appearance on screen, no high speed chases, the lightest touch of gore…. a minimalist’s horror film, if not for that pool scene. 

  i have a hunch midsommar…