Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  1. Literally one of the worst theatre experiences i've ever had, MCR was right I hate teenagers 2. what THE FUCK was that dialogue? It sounds like it was AI generated because no actual person forms sentences like that 3. I think Perkins was trying to lean into the camp but it really wasn’t working for him (like the editing).
  This star is for Theo James and Theo James and Theo James’ only

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  One of Them Days 2025

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Sza I was unfamiliar with your game. Keke, you know I love you girl

Popular reviews

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  Hold Your Breath 2024

  ★★½ Watched 12 Sep 2024

  If theres one thing Sarah Paulson will do, its scream her ass off!

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  Saturday Night 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Sep 2024

  Cousin Greg playing Mr. Muppeteer himself, Andrew Barth Feldmen getting greened out, Dylan O’Brien in short shorts with Rachel Sennott seducing people to get on with the show. Need I say more?  Also may or may not have seen too much of J.K Simmons so now I’m even more scared of him.

  Also I found myself laughing at Chevy Chase until I remembered his crimes against the community cast :/