Emperor_Ethan

Emperor_Ethan

Favorite films

  • Apocalypse Now
  • Back to the Future
  • Kung Fu Hustle
  • King Kong

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  • Death of a Unicorn

    ★★½

  • The Jackal

    ★★★★★

  • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

    ★★★★★

  • On the Line

    ★★★★★

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  • Death of a Unicorn

    Death of a Unicorn

    ★★½

    Unicorn Cocaine!

    First third is what I wanted, middle is generic and by the numbers, and the ending returns to the chaos I wanted.

    Not going to be a cult classic, but if you wanna see Will Poulter snort, and smoke, unicorn horn shavings, you’ve come to the right place!

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  • The Jackal

    The Jackal

    ★★★★★

    Terrifying Performance From Bruce Willis!

    Great film!

    If you’re pissed off at Jack Black for A Minecraft Movie, this movie will give you great catharsis!

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  • Collateral

    Collateral

    ★★★★★

    Collateral Innocence

    This is one of the best films I’ve ever seen in my life.

    I loved Jamie Foxx as usual!

    This is the best performance I’ve seen from Tom Cruise and I just watched Mission Impossible III the other day!

    A surprising amount of actors that I wasn’t expecting, but were perfectly welcome!

    Some of the best setup and payoffs I’ve ever seen.

    A perfect film all around!

  • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

    Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

    ★★★★★

    “Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.”

    Most Excellent Dude!

    Party On!