EmpurpledNut

EmpurpledNut

Favorite films

  • Dancer in the Dark
  • The Thief and the Cobbler
  • Watership Down
  • A Midsummer's Night Dream

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  • The City of Lost Children

    ★★★★

  • The Substance

    ★½

  • A Midsummer's Night Dream

    ★★★★½

  • Wolf Children

    ★★★

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★½

    mindless violence has less and less of a place in my heart
    the aging body holds more and more potential to be a beautiful unfurling thing
    the substance is just another display of our deep self-hatred of the trajectory our species has chosen to celebrate (surface level identity)
    another mind-numbingly boring apathetic pitiful facetless baseless character study that left me with little more than a vague desire to have never watched it at all
    (and fuel for an ever-growing throbbing thriving desire to get reborn as something like moss already)

  • Love Lies Bleeding

    Love Lies Bleeding

    ★★★★

    Hamburger lady

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  • Animusic

    Animusic

    POV: You are in the first grade. You go to a school called Monroe Elementary. Today is Thursday... music class is on Thursday. You walk in to the large, grey-carpeted room and take a seat. Your teacher, Miz Emmanuel, strides in behind your classmates and takes a flourishing bow at the front of the room. You always thought she was a bit of a prude. She tells your class that today is movie day, and an excited babble swells up…

  • The Cheetah Girls

    The Cheetah Girls

    ★½

    I would be hard pressed to find a more "2003"s movie

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