Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ben-Hur 1959

  Watched 16 Feb 2025

  watched with my parents and mom kept yelling “oh my god—THEY’RE GAY!”
  babs, you took the words right out of my mouth.

  and on that note, FUCK the hays code!!!! fuck censorship!!!!!! you will NEVER stop horny fruity artists from making horny fruity art as long as you LIVE you SAD CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!

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  The Fugitive 1993

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Feb 2025

  and THAT’S the last line of the movie????? they. are. going. to. kiss. 11/10

Popular reviews

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  Phantom Thread 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024 2

  these textures got me giggling and kicking my feet!!!!!

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  The Holiday 2006

  Rewatched 29 Nov 2024 2

  ok..i just wanna know the name and coordinates of the depraved executive stinker who decided kate winslet and jack black dont get to fuck?? we have to see cameron diaz and jude law have the most uninspired sex over and over (“how do you feel about foreplay?” “it’s highly overrated”), and then, for the couple with actual chemistry, not even a passionate KISS!?!! are you SHITTING IN MY PANTS RIGHT NOW and you KNOW it’s because these tasteless hollywood losers…

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