the synopsis being liam tries to write to santa but he’s dyslexic and writes to satan instead is absolutely insane 😭😭😭

i miss eggsy

mia and sebastian for the emos

look can you just stop collaborate and listen 😔

don’t scare horsey horsey horse

i want a stay puft marshmallow

best movie ever made (jake gyllenhaal abs)

writing this in the passport control queue because i was genuinely tweaking having to wait until i got off the plane to log this

stoppp saying wordsss

should’ve stuck with moana 1 xxxx

i aspire to serve the same level of cunt as sidney prescott

is this what being high feels like