Statistically, most movies have to be 2.5 stars.
In a sea of mediocrity, the 3.5 star film is king.
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Elite Squad: The Enemy Within 2010
I’m still residually bitter about Matías going full lizard brain killer at the end of the first movie
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003
James Norrington IS the Drizzy Drake of the high seas.
Certified commodore? Certified paedophile
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Kidulthood 2006
The 13 year olds at school who thought this was the best movie ever all had kids by the age of 16. Which says more than I ever could.
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