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The Dark Knight 2008
I remember thinking that this was a pretty decent movie ruined by the penultimate ridiculous action sequence involving sonar cell phones and the inclusion of two-face. Upon rewatch I can say that this movie is full of goofy action sequences, embarrassingly poorly written dialogue (especially any and all dialogue written for the criminals of the film), asinine use of imax cameras which cause the aspect ratio to change at least a couple dozen times throughout, and a story so overloaded…
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018
Zero stars. I can say without hyperbole that this is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Every performance is phoned in or cliche to the point of being comical. The CGI is awful and would be right at home in a straight-to-video release from 2005. Chris Pratt has negative charisma and his constant attempts at smoldering sexy looks as he is completing ever-goofier action set-pieces wears on my soul like little else I've encountered. Fucking brutal to the nth degree.
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