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Favorite films

  • Strange Days
  • Kingdom of Heaven
  • Love & Basketball
  • Fire

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  • Howl's Moving Castle

    ★★★★½

  • Metro

    ★★★

  • Creep

    ★★★★★

  • Anastasia

    ★★★★

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  • Howl's Moving Castle

    Howl's Moving Castle

    ★★★★½

    My thoughts on this film aren't as cohesive as I'd like them to be, and I feel like I didn't entirely grasp the plot, if there was one, but all the sweet character moments more than made up for that.

    A few stray thoughts:
    – Getting to hear Lauren Bacall in this was a fucking treat. Everyone (except Christian Bale — that was a miscast, unfortunately) was charming as hell, actually
    – Sophie kissed damn near everybody. Where's mine? 🗣️…

  • Metro

    Metro

    ★★★

    Soapy transportation disaster excellence. Viva Tyavka 🗣️

    (This bootleg dub was fucking hilarious. Everybody sounded like a King of the Hill character.)

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  • Castaways

    Castaways

    ★★★½

    Low budget Sydney Sweeney and Margaret Qualley gave their all playing shipwrecked Orange County baby dykes. Good for them.

  • Digimon: The Movie

    Digimon: The Movie

    ★★★★★

    a timeless masterpiece and my introduction to smash mouth. so humble, so thankful.