Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Howl's Moving Castle 2004

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  My thoughts on this film aren't as cohesive as I'd like them to be, and I feel like I didn't entirely grasp the plot, if there was one, but all the sweet character moments more than made up for that.

  A few stray thoughts:
  – Getting to hear Lauren Bacall in this was a fucking treat. Everyone (except Christian Bale — that was a miscast, unfortunately) was charming as hell, actually
  – Sophie kissed damn near everybody. Where's mine? 🗣️…

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  Metro 2013

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025 1

  Soapy transportation disaster excellence. Viva Tyavka 🗣️

  (This bootleg dub was fucking hilarious. Everybody sounded like a King of the Hill character.)

Popular reviews

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  Castaways 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2023

  Low budget Sydney Sweeney and Margaret Qualley gave their all playing shipwrecked Orange County baby dykes. Good for them.

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  Digimon: The Movie 2000

  ★★★★★ Added

  a timeless masterpiece and my introduction to smash mouth. so humble, so thankful.