Ennis Esmer

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Favorite films

  • Batman
  • The King of Comedy
  • Beverly Hills Cop
  • The Piano Teacher

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  • Crimson Tide

    ★★★★

  • Enemy of the State

    ★★★½

  • Throw Momma from the Train

    ★★★★½

  • They Cloned Tyrone

    ★★★½

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  • Crimson Tide

    Crimson Tide

    ★★★★

    -This movie is a cautionary tale about how not to behave when you lose your wi-fi.

    -The moral of this movie is that we can all get along, even if we disagree about things like comic books and horsies.

    -Being a man means not being able to accept a “thank you.”

    -I wonder if the disciplinary board at the end heard about all the people on the sub that Hackman threatened to shoot in the face at point blank range.…

  • Throw Momma from the Train

    Throw Momma from the Train

    ★★★★½

    “I have writer’s block.”

    “Everywhere?”

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  • G.I. Joe: Arise, Serpentor, Arise!

    G.I. Joe: Arise, Serpentor, Arise!

    ★★★★

    When I was a kid, there was nothing more exciting than when G.I. Joe or Transformers or other afterschool cartoons would do a full week, five-part episode that felt like it was going to shake the series out of its formula in an important, irreversible way (but was in retrospect more of a way to introduce new toys).

    I say that to say this: I attended clown school in France for two weeks this January. It was the first time…

  • Jurassic Park III

    Jurassic Park III

    ★★½

    Nothing easier to root for than divorced parents rich (and rotten) enough to hire mercenaries and solicit a palaeontologist under false pretences as a guide for a surreptitious rescue mission to find their spoiled teenage son who went missing - EIGHT WEEKS PRIOR - after they bankrolled his illegal parasailing trip near an abandoned island full of loose dinosaurs. The people in the Titanic sub really should’ve watched this movie.

    I didn’t get enough sleep last night.

    PS Miloş from the tennis episode of Seinfeld plays the stepdad. Another win for Miloş.

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