Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  What If 2013

  ★½ Watched 11 Feb 2025

  This movie made me fart blood. Didn’t catch the end

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★½ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  Sometimes you just need your manic pixie dream cousin to teach you something about life

Popular reviews

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  Trap 2024

  ★★½ Watched 04 Aug 2024 1

  The premise/set up of this movie was really pretty fun - the first 45 minutes had me locked in despite the dialogue and acting being PlayStation 3 cutscene quality. It’s a bummer because I think there is a much better version of this movie made by someone who doesn’t want so badly to be clever.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★½ Watched 20 Jul 2024 1

  A nothing burger of a movie. Nicholas Cage looks like one of the Waynes brothers in White Chicks prosthetics. I wish this had been better.

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