To quote from Body Count’s song No Lives Matter, [lets] break this shit [Paddington in Peru] all the way down to the low fucking dirty-ass truth.
• First thing, anyone has a disparaging comment about sweet adorable Paddington Bear, they can be ripped apart by a rusty hacksaw from their baby maker to skull courtesy of Art the Clown. I love Paddington! The movie, Paddington in Peru lacks something that the other two films had, especially the masterpiece that Paddington 2 was. I think…