caolán

caolán

i paid money multiple times to see sydney sweeney shove her hand in glen powell's ass.

Favorite films

  • Gladiator II
  • Gladiator
  • Twisters
  • Anyone But You

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  • Gladiator II

    ★★★★★

  • Twisters

    ★★★★★

  • Twisters

    ★★★★★

  • Twisters

    ★★★★★

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  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★★★★

    no words

  • Twisters

    Twisters

    ★★★★★

    anthony ramos you screwed the pooch so fucking bad because you acted so well in this movie but because i have morals i can’t like you as a person. this is such a fucking mess. five stars for enjoyability and the science dragging me back to stare at the sky like there’s something wrong with me.

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  • Interview with the Vampire

    Interview with the Vampire

    ★★★½

    i'm 100% sure tom cruise accepted this role before reading into how gay his character was. press f.

  • Risky Business

    Risky Business

    ★★★

    why couldn't joel have just thrown a party like every other teenager on the fucking planet.