Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Clerks 1994

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  37!! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!!!
  In a row?

  I just wanna hang out with Jay and Silent Bob once please 

  Randall is SUCH a baddie

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  Project X 2012

  ★★★★ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  Get off me, you little faggot dog

  The fact that Thomas didn’t blow his brains out sitting at the football field while coming down from ecstasy after trashing his house and his life shows amazing resiliency which I just don’t have

Popular reviews

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  Murderfest 2024

  ★★½ Watched 16 Nov 2024

  Boobs? You can see boobs anywhere the killing is the best part

  This movie actually kinda sucked me in I won’t even lie it’s low budget but it’s also very silly and fun. The serial killer themes are funny I especially like the Canadian Cannibal. 

  Tarin is best final girl and I can’t wait to see her go on her killing spree and fuck up all the viewers. Especially that freak Keith Robertson.

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  The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993

  ★★★★ Rewatched 29 Oct 2024 2

  And I Jack, the Pumpkin King, have grown so tired of the same old thing

  Jack Skellington is on my hear me out cake 👀

  Wish we had gotten to see the other worlds too but I’m so sorry to the poor folks who live in Valentine’s Day land or god forbid Saint Patrick’s Day land what even is that?? Just Ireland but racist and with leprechauns?

  My opinion is this is a Halloween movie change my mind 

  Oogie Boogie always scared the shit out of me as a child and honestly? Still kind of does