Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Room 2003

  ★★★★★ Added

  YOU ARE MY ROSE YOU ARE MY ROSE YOU ARE MY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE YOU ARE MY ROSE YOU ARE MY ROSE YOU ARE MY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE YOU ARE MY ROSE YOU ARE MY ROSE YOU ARE MY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE YOU ARE MY ROSE YOU ARE MY ROSE YOU ARE MY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

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  Hold the Dark 2018

  ★★★½ Added

  Three stars for briefly repping my main boy Evilfeast, the movie itself was okay

Popular reviews

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  Conan the Barbarian 1982

  ★★★★★ Added

  This movie changed my entire worldview, while also being a wondrously laughable viewing.

  Bonus hails to Basil Poledouris for creating one of the greatest film scores ever

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  Hackers 1995

  ★★★★½ Added

  In a perverse way, this appeals to me as one of the apexes of escapism as a concept. Having grown up in the 90s, this appeals to me on such a base level of TOTALLY SICK cool factor that I couldn't possibly deny, even when I'm incapable of breathing as a result of an uncomfortable amount of laughter at the movie's expense. Somewhere deep down, I totally wish I lived in this world of rollerblades, dated lingo, and youthful idealism.…

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