This review is for the Rifftrax version
It’s hard to believe that Sean Astin was filming Icebreaker whilst concurrently being cast as Samwise Gamgee. It really supports the notion that one call can completely change the course of your life. I imagine Sean Astin regrets taking the call from his agent pitching this film.
It’s Diehard meets Hot Dog meets Birdemic. The plot makes no sense: we are lead to believe that there is a mercenary/arms dealer (Timmy the…