Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Class of Nuke 'Em High 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown 1991

  ★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  definitely not good BUT our final boy is a big ol’ himbo beefcake and we love to see it

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  Class of Nuke 'Em High 1986

  ★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  divas, i’ve entered the tromaverse.

Popular reviews

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  Beverly Hills Cop 1984

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  reporting live post-royal rumble from the downtown indy crowne plaza, reeling from john cena’s rumble loss, diet coke in right hand, 10 piece nugget in my left hand, healed by eddie murphy

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  Climax 2018

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Jan 2025

  was even better on The Big Screen. no notes.