Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Freaky Tales 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  The way I would have brought a gun to the knife fight 😤

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  Hippo 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  Waiting for that FOR THE FUCK VOL. 2 drop sometime soon

Popular reviews

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  Crimes of the Future 2022

  Watched 04 Jun 2022

  Almost 2 hours of the horniest people edging themselves for a man to finally cum after eating a purple chocolate bar.

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  Cuties 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Sep 2020

  As someone who may have fallen into the bandwagon of disliking this film because of Netflix’s marketing, I stand corrected.

  This movie is quite good. It’s a coming of age story that represents A LOT of kids growing up in today’s world. Sure, it’s uncomfortable and at times inappropriate, but so is puberty! As someone who considers themselves “seen” in characters Kayla from Eighth Grade, this is no different in cringe level of watching kids trying to grow up.

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