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  Kingdom of Heaven 2005

  ★½ Watched 21 Sep 2024

  I know action movies are supposed to be ridiculous in a sort of way but wow. Watched this only because of an Instagram reel of Edward Norton’s role but I swear it sounds nothing like him in the actual movie

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  Yesterday 2019

  ★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2024

  Loved the concept. Execution corny. Ed Sheeran had his own song as his ringtone.

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★½ Watched 02 May 2022

  They obviously had plenty in the budget, it looked great, but ultimately just didn’t come together. Pacing was off, Olga’s name was the only that I actually learned. 

  Skarsgard is jacked, clearly from working on his breaststroke that he got to show off multiple times.

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  Deep Water 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Apr 2022

  Some cool foreshadowing and themes, you don’t know what to believe half the time until it hits you in the face and ends in a way you wouldn’t expect. 
  Bonus: Ana gets sooooo naked

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