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Barbie 2023
Rewatched with my parents. Dad fell asleep but his bed time is 8:30pm so that isn’t a good measure of how good the film is. My mom enjoyed it to her surprise. She “didn’t expect it to be funny”. Heard her sniffling during “What Was I Made For” so there’s an 80% chance it made her tear up, big W. The movie is still as fun as I found it when I saw it in theaters. Ryan Gosling is hilarious,…
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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Shit was long as fuck. Sets up a lot of plot & does a lot of world building in this movie, & normally that can be kinda boring but they did a good job making it interesting & really immersed you into this world. I became very emotionally invested in these characters by the end.
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