Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  shifty, sexy, and pretty silly 

  fassbender’s big shiny ass glasses and turtlenecks were a lot

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 08 Mar 2025

  not nuanced or insightful enough to be engaging satire, not funny enough to be worth 2 hours and 20 minutes as a comedy - boo 🍅

Popular reviews

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2023

  COCAINE CUB SEQUEL GIVE THEM GUNS!!!!

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  Gladiator II 2024

  Watched 25 Nov 2024

  no matter how many cunty little outfits you put paul mescal in this is still bad