Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Why did he look like that has bro considered elf halo glow

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  The Stepford Wives 2004

  ★★½ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  I FUCKKKINGGGHG.HAAAATTTTEEE MENNNNNNN !!!!!!

Popular reviews

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  The Piano 1993

  ★★ Watched 16 Feb 2023

  one of my least favourite things in film is the glorification and beautification of abuse and cruelty. another one of my least favourite things in film is women suffering unnecessary and brutal violence. 
  this film scores a strike by doing both. 
  i had to pause frequently towards the end because of how horrible this made me feel. whilst well made, with a beautiful score, and fantastic aesthetic quality: it’s all these things that contribute to the masking of what this…

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  Shaolin Soccer 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  I sure hope they don’t make it to nationals and get into a plane crash in the Canadian wilderness resorting to cannibalism …