Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Universal Language 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  Lots of stunning visual caesuras if you can imagine what that might mean

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  This is just like that tweet about someone’s class pet turtle singing with God in his choir of creations

Popular reviews

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2023 9

  the part where he eats plain penne pasta at the bar

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  Orphan: First Kill 2022

  Watched 02 Aug 2022 3

  i did not watch this movie but i need to explain that i would watch interviews with isabelle fuhrman 24/7 in 6th grade because i saw her in the hunger games and fell madly in love with her so i learned a lot about the original orphan movie and the plot terrified me so badly my mom wanted to take away my internet access.