Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama 1988

  ★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  Incel dorks stalk sorority girls on pledge night. They then get caught being pervs. As punishment they're "forced" to help the pledges break into a bowl-o-rama in a mall, in order to steal a trophy.
  But... then the trophy contains an ancient, wish-granting imp...? Only, of course the wishes all turn sour. And it's the unwilling participant who has to save the day; along with a sarcastic, blond, hate-filled woman.

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  Microwave Massacre 1979

  ½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  I finally watched it. My boyfriend was having nothing to do with it but I ploughed through.
  It hurts me to say that "you were right, Tom. This is dreadful"

Popular reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★½ Watched 21 Aug 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Madame Web 2024

  ½ Watched 01 Apr 2024

  I confess I couldn't finish this. It is so utterly dreadful.

  I'm not sure why I thought this was going to be about superheroes in a brothel, but at this point, I think my version would have been better.