Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Queening out with La Chapa

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  Thelma & Louise 1991

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Typical day hanging out with my best friends

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★½ Watched 16 Oct 2024 1

  When they made poor Demi Moore writhe around naked like that within the first 30 minutes I wanted to cry

  Act three was the ridiculous and fun saving grace to a grossly overproduced ASICS commercial bc I spent most of the movie wondering when they would wrap it up

  Not to toot myself either, but there was so much overlap with shelf life  I wondered if the director was also 21 when she wrote this. The shrimp cocktail too…. It…

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Jan 2025

  The music was so good it synched up with the sounds of my stomach freaking out from night before’s artichoke pizza and chopped cheese and created a symphony of vibrato

  Also Mr van buren was literally my favorite character until.