not sure if id consider this a vampire movie but it was interesting enough. i didnt like the main grandpa though and i was soo distracted by how completely white his hair was lmao
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Gunpowder Milkshake 2021
generally a pretty cool movie. the fight scenes were well choreographed, they used some cool weapons (knife guns omg), the overall concept is cool and also i just like when women kill people so i def enjoyed myself, but it also kind of always stayed on the surface and didnt go as deep into the emotional stuff as i wanted it to and i wanted them to get wayy more grimy and dirty. i know theyre so pristine & styled to…
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Delta of Venus 1995
this is the costas mandylor soft porn movie that i watched solely because of my saw brainrot
Highlights include:
- Costas Mandylor gets on the ground to bark at a dog. Loudly.
- His love interest later looks at a photo of that scene and whispers "beautiful"
- He cheats on her, proving the "Hoffman whore" hypothesis
- fascists?? for some reason?? why would u want fascists in your ~Erotic Movie~
its soooo bad lmao but unfortunately im a hoffman stan soTranslated from by -