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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 May 2024 1

  I think chani would ride his worm any day. But ig not after he proposed to homegirl florence before his big duel against bald elvis🤷🏻‍♀️ ig now we could say that bald elvis would ride his worm any day.

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ★★ Watched 02 May 2024

  SOMEONE needed to be paid extra for the music choice (although not the most fitting, but respect) and SOMEONE needed to be paid less for writing that plot and SOMEONE (plural) needed to be paid even less for the acting 

  Im not hater, but i hated this one

Popular reviews

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  Oldboy 2003

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Apr 2024

  Taping my eyelids shut, vomiting, screaming, crying, laughing uncomfortably, ripping my hair out, gauging my eyes out, passing away BYE this movie is batshit insane

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  Whiplash 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Nov 2023

  Never trust a music teacher who’s balding, especially if they are already bald

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