Emily Ryan

Emily Ryan

Favorite films

  • Too Many Cooks
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • The Fifth Element
  • Barnyard

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  • South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

    ★★★★½

  • The Fifth Element

    ★★★★★

  • Dinosaur

    ★★

  • Rapture-Palooza

    ★½

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  • The Fifth Element

    The Fifth Element

    ★★★★★

    Luc Besson’s $90 million horny space self-insert fan-fiction.

  • Dinosaur

    Dinosaur

    ★★

    yassss girl give us nothing!! 😍😍

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★

    “As it was written.”

    This film was begging for some butt rock.

  • Good Luck Charlie, It's Christmas!

    Good Luck Charlie, It's Christmas!

    ★★★

    “You have either been abducted by aliens or you're pregnant!”

    Imagine not watching this movie in 2011 and being super confused as to why there’s a fifth Duncan kid in season 3.