Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Flow 2024

  Watched 04 Mar 2025

  The flooding was caused by all the goddamn tears this movie conjured up

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  Ghostlight 2024

  Watched 13 Feb 2025

  I think this is a new PR on number of times I physically started crying during a movie

Popular reviews

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  When the Cat Comes 1963

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Aug 2022

  If I could time travel, I would show this movie to an ancient Egyptian and just let the butterfly effect do its thing

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  Safety 2020

  ½ Watched 01 Jan 2021

  I haven’t actually watched it, I’m just watching the Clemson-Ohio State game and needed to take my frustration out on Clemson somehow