Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Apple Cider Vinegar 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  every time i thought it couldn't get worse, it did

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  Midnight in the Switchgrass 2021

  ★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  bruce willis does not deserve to be on the poster much less the foreground

Popular reviews

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  Instruments of a Beating Heart 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Nov 2024 2

  “I’ll get scolded with you” 😭 what a LINE

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  A Very Potter Musical 2009

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Nov 2023

  Who is JK Rowling?? THIS is the new canon, my roman empire. The characters! The dialogue! The acting! The casting! The comedy! The fourth wall breaks! The character dynamics! The live music! In the words of Ken (Barbie, 2023), this was SUBLIME

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