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Y Tu Mamá También 2001
The day after watching the film, Eddie would sit down on his phone while half-watching a Chicago Bears football game and contemplate whether or not Y tu mamá también was worth 4 or 4.5 stars. His review was self-referential, an attempt to charm a friend or two who might see it. Ultimately, he would choose 4 stars. The graphic nudity had made him uncomfortable. In truth, he believed it to be 4.5 stars and that the nudity was necessary and…
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A Quiet Place 2018
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Easy. Take a balloon, tie that up to some bluetooth speakers and voila - hit that dubstep whenever those grumpy goons get close. Or live in a waterfall. Or legit soundproof. But seriously, how did *insert Dad name here* not hear the a giant hose gushing water over his baby and wife when they live in such... a quiet place? How did he not see the fire? How did... you know what, it was a novel idea. Props to bluntski.…
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