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  • My Hero Academia: You're Next
  • Mickey 17
  • EuroTrip
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  • A Good Day to Die Hard

  • Paddington 2

    ★★★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • Paddington in Peru

    ★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    "I'm perfectly good meat I taste fine."

    Watched in IMAX

    Mickey 17 is a captivating film from start to finish! It's a refreshing experience that not only grips with its thrilling plot but also delivers a deeper societal critique. Thought the cast and performances were great across the board, but obviously Pattinson is the real standout. He plays the different versions of Mickey with playful ease, managing to give each of them with its own nuance. The world building was…

  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • A Good Day to Die Hard

    A Good Day to Die Hard

    "Me and my boy here, we're gonna put a whuppin' on ya!"

    John Moore, you have failed this franchise.

    A Good Day to Die Hard is by far the weakest in the franchise. It attempts to recapture the magic of the previous films but falls short in several areas. The script lacks the sharp writing and memorable-one liners. It also suffers from a weak & convoluted plot that fails to capture the cleverness and intensity of the earlier films. While it…

  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    ★★★★

    "What are you doing?"

    "Talking to the nice men."

    "Nice men? Mary, we can't trust these people. I mean look at them! Talk about a rogues' gallery. Hideous! And as for that bearded baboon in the middle, he's hardly got two brain cells to rub together."

    "We can still hear you, Mr Brown. That was the light you turned off. The microphone is on the other side. It's got 'microphone' written on it."

    Love this adorable, clumsy, sweet brown bear!

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  • Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

    Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

    ★★★★

    This is one of the best stoner movies ever!
    It's got everything:

    Bromance
    A business hippie
    Animal semon
    Battleshits
    A cancer raccoon
    NPH!!!!
    Racist cops
    A cheetah smoking weed
    Posers
    Jews
    Movie references
    A dope soundtrack

    What's not to like about it

  • Ted

    Ted

    ★★★½

    "Fuck you thunder
    You can suck my dick,
    You can't get my thunder
    Cause you're just gods farts."

    Fuck anyone who doesn't think this is funny as hell.

    Never fails to put a smile on my face and make me laugh.