Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Stoker 2013

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Oct 2021 2

  Park Chan-wook is so horny.
  (9.2/10)

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  To All the Boys: Always and Forever 2021

  Watched 11 Mar 2021

  So Elliot grew up and became a dead beat dad? Honestly I'm not surprised, but E.T. is going to be so disappointed.

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Had a blast with this one. Was expecting a threesome. Some RPat on RPat action would have healed the world. Bong Joon Ho doesn't miss. Poignant topics covered well. Pattinson was incredible. Ruffalo was good but a little too on the nose.
  (8.9/10)

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  I will forever watch these. The story isn't as compelling as the previous three. I understand there is something about the perseverance of humanity, but Im honestly cheering for the apes, so more ape success, less human please.
  (6.1/10)

Popular reviews

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  A Hollywood Christmas 2022

  ★★ Watched 08 Dec 2022

  Did Warner Brothers really make a movie about themselves? Who's going to kiss David Zaslav so that it can snow in LA and he releases Batgirl?
  (4.4/10)

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  The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star 2021

  ★★★ Watched 03 Dec 2021

  The year is 2045 and The Princess Switch 27 has just been released on Netflix. Vanessa Hudgens plays 34 characters, including 9 queens and 18 princesses of various fake European countries, and one iteration of an Eastern European James Bond.
  (6.1/10)