Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Black Bag 2025

  Watched 19 Mar 2025

  kind of exactly my shit….. very lithe in its construction, more christie than ian fleming if you know what i mean. color me pleased

• 

  Opus 2025

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  eeehhhhhh. glad it was lit and colored nice. ayo innocent, she’s a true leading lady she can carry a project easily. however. the material here is so lean it might as well be sinew. not a crime but i cannot say it’s a serve

Popular reviews

• 

  After 2019

  Watched 21 Nov 2018 11

  movie: reveals their interpretation of sexy bad boy harry styles
  me: *john mulaney voice* aww he's ugly

• 

  A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding 2018

  ★ Watched 30 Nov 2018 1

  there's a scene where amber is questioning someone who says that the situation is fishy and in her little reporter notebook, i shit you not, she writes "fishy"