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Nosferatu 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
That chair in hotel rooms? Its for beast from the xmen.
Willem dafoe? That guys sacrificed dozens of young women just to adopt their cats. Seriously, he spoke to her cat before speaking to this cursed important lady and then later immediately picked up the cat whilst her husband was mourning her fresh corpse behind him.Beautiful film, pacing was a bit wonky, nosferatu was a little goofy but it was cool
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A Complete Unknown 2024
Just another biopic that doesnt tell a good story or give you anything more about the artist; documentaries on musicians like dylan will always be better.
Too many circle-jerky needle drops and " i know this vague esoteric guy and what he did "Also give me a Pete Seeger film where he's just the nicest man on earth the whole time, i loved that he tried to turn down the concert sound and considered taking an axe to electrical cables and STILL seemed calm and nice enough to trust with my life.
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023
Made me want to play DND again and actually made me laugh and thats the only review this movie needs
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Scream VI 2023
Any original setpieces or what would otherwise be genuine tension in the scenes in this is ruined by everything else. Dialogue, performances, the overdone trite meta humour, the fact that people can survive/be unrealistically unaffected by injuries for as long as they do etc etc.
I dont think ill ever enjoy these films, as even the first one plays into the exact same tropes it makes fun of - depriving it of any actual humour or actual intensity. So when…Translated from by
