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Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Imagine James Cameron's Avatar but good.

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  Code of Honor 2016

  ½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  STEVEN SEAGALL DOES IT AGAIN!
  HE GUNS DOWN AN ARMY OF TRAINED SHOOTERS WHO ARE DUCKING A WEAVING BEHIND COVER WHILE SHOOTING AT HIM FROM MULTIPLE ANGLES- WHILE HE IS STANDING PERFECTLY STILL, USING AN AK-47 LIKE A SNIPER RIFLE AND IT SOMEHOW SEEMS TO HAVE INFINITE AMMO??
  AND! AND! AND!
  WHILE A DEFENSELESS MAN RUNS AWAY TERRIFIED, HE SLOWLY WALKS TOWARDS HIM AND STABS HIM TWICE.
  WAIT! WAIT!
  NOW HES SMOKING A CIGAR AT A STRIP CLUB!!!
  WAIT! FUCKING…

Popular reviews

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  Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate 2024

  ½ Watched 02 Mar 2024

  Never watched it. Never need to.

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  Fist of Bean 2014

  Watched 31 Jul 2023

  My favorite part was when he said "How you BEAN??" before karate chopping some dudes head off.