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Triangle of Sadness 2022
I never knew that I so badly needed to watch a film where Woody Harrelson terrorises a ship full of rich people violently vomiting and shitting with his Russian bestie, the Shit King.
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The Thin Red Line 1998
Where do I even start.
It’s as if I can hear Terry furiously masturbating and whispering affirmations that this is real cinema during every shot of foliage, animals and lingering close ups of dead soldiers whilst some painfully vocal-fried southern drawl waxes lyrical about war, the human soul and what it all m e a n s.
Not a single meaningful conversation, no development of any of the characters, profoundly talented actors wasted left and right; just wanky narration whilst Terry gets high from the smell of his farts in the background - meanwhile, a baby bird crawls on the floor, life struggles on. So deep man.Translated from by
